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All Mick Bogerman wanted to do was teach his little brother how to swim in the coolest swimming pool in town. He didn't ask to take care of a bunch of Sea-Monkeys while he was there. He certainly didn't mean to morph one of them into a mermaid by feeding it genetically enhanced super food. No one is more surprised than Mick when the creature starts luring unsuspecting adults into the deep end of the pool. Adults who don't resurface. Join Mick as he battles a powerful adversary: a bloodthirsty mermaid who hypnotizes with a golden gaze, shatters glass with a piercing shriek, and reveals her true menacing self by the light of a full moon.
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from the backcover: Let the mermaid re-education begin.
Toss most everything you know about mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas. They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek. But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry. If one of them lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.
If you've ever been involved with competitive swimming, then this is "must read" book for you. It will not only bring back memories for your but it will also refresh your memory of life lessons you learned through your swimming participation; life lessons you have been able to apply to living Beyond The Pool. It will also remind you of other lessons that you forgot that you even learned.
.And welcome to the world of wild cats. Perhaps you've known a feral or two throughout your life. You're pretty lucky if you haven't. This revealing memoir is a vivid resource for coping with catty woman and other exotic human species whose behaviors resemble ruthless animals of the wild. These are candid vignettes about withering in the heat of emotional terrorism and how to survive it. You will see what it means to silently cope in an inner world of erroneous inadequacies and self-deprecation. Have you ever wondered what goes through the mind of someone you've felt embarrassed for? Someone who's been scrutinized or outcasted? And not a celebrity or a president.but an ordinary person, like you? Have you ever wondered how someone who was taunted at school made it through their days? Maybe you were one of them and will strongly relate to these tenacious struggles. Maybe you were able to rise above it with fiery wisdom and strength and remained unscathed. Or maybe you dreadfully observed others in dismay; perhaps you bravely went to bat for the taunted. .or maybe you were once a feral, too. "This is about retaining your equilibrium when you're ready to fall apart at the seams. This is about how truly distorted your self-perception can become, the wicked games people can play, the importance of clarity, and how valuable laughter truly is."
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