If you've ever been involved with competitive swimming, then this is "must read" book for you. It will not only bring back memories for your but it will also refresh your memory of life lessons you learned through your swimming participation; life lessons you have been able to apply to living Beyond The Pool. It will also remind you of other lessons that you forgot that you even learned.
All Mick Bogerman wanted to do was teach his little brother how to swim in the coolest swimming pool in town. He didn't ask to take care of a bunch of Sea-Monkeys while he was there. He certainly didn't mean to morph one of them into a mermaid by feeding it genetically enhanced super food. No one is more surprised than Mick when the creature starts luring unsuspecting adults into the deep end of the pool. Adults who don't resurface. Join Mick as he battles a powerful adversary: a bloodthirsty mermaid who hypnotizes with a golden gaze, shatters glass with a piercing shriek, and reveals her true menacing self by the light of a full moon.
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from the backcover: Let the mermaid re-education begin.
Toss most everything you know about mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas. They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek. But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry. If one of them lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.
More prose and poems from the author of "When You Can't See The Trees For The Wood" continues to explore themes familiar to those who lived through the cold war years, the wall of sound, and America's involvement in Vietnam.
A real Bridget Jones's style diary from a nearly at 30 not quite met Mr Right average modern girl. Follow her quest to relax on holiday which turns into people watching and wild assumptions and stereotypes, all intermingled with hilarious encounters of holiday mishaps and dating disasters. As your relaxing around the pool or sipping on a skinny latte from a quaint street side cafe, peep over your shades and indulge in a spot of people watching and allow yourself to relate to what we often wouldn't dream of saying for fear of causing offence. A light-hearted must have for any beach bag.Not guaranteed to not offend, but guaranteed to make you chuckle.
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